Looks like a job for Super Librarian!

Is there a little rumbly in your tumbly? Do you have a paper that needs proofread? Have you noticed a foul odor coming from the basement? Just give me a call, and I'll be right over (in your dreams . . . oops, was that out loud?) Simultaneously preparing dinner, unplugging a nasty drain (washing my hands), and doing a bit of last minute editing, all without breaking a sweat or spreading germs. Oh yeah, because I am that good.